Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Again? Yes, again

So life is very exciting in my world as you can tell, so I'm going to post about something completely unrelated. Take a seat, get refreshments, because we're going on another riveting picture commentary. Brought to you today by: The letter "Q", The number "73.978353", and the national "we support the national society's right to be a society" society:


This obviously distressed monkey seems to have suffered many traumatic events throughout his lifetime. Could it have been a divorce in his family maybe? Possibly just a result of bad parenting? Or do you suppose that this monkey, is just one of many that wish to express their anger towards "The man" and he's been the only one bold enough to come forward and do so publicly? I for one, am going to suppose (as I do so love supposing) that his distress is caused by my latest explanation. A monkeys life has been reduced to nothing more than ridicule used to amuse us homo-sapiens, sad...Very sad. That would indeed explain who he is pointing to if, in fact, he is pointing to someone and not something. By this I mean, he is pointing and glaring at "The Man". "Why can't we see this elusive Man figure?" you ask, well its simple. "The Man" is simply a way to symbolize the dominating multi-national corporations that our lives are encompassed by. This is my take on it, you may see it differently, I'm open to suggestions.

PS. I'm thinking about making my "picture commentary" section a regular thing on this blog, just because.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Week-awesome

I'm pretty sure I just had the most awesome weekend to date. I got to spend everyday of it with the ever so amazing Ashlee. We hung out at my place friday night and watched Grease....the movie.....not the mechanical lubricant. Yeah. Then we went for a nice, mosquito infested walk through the tree field behind my house. Saturday I had to work, i thought it sucked, but the day wasnt a complete waste because i was invited to go to lily and pam's for a BBQ and I got to see Ashlee there too. Then we watched a really weird movie(right lily, Ashlee?) one of those odd little asian movies with subtitles.haha. Finally, Sunday i had to work again but after i got home i got a call from Ashlee and I went over to her house and we hung out for a while, watched a movie........made fun of Mackenzie's yearbook picture.haha, sorry man, it was funny. Anyways, thats all I have to report for now.Later

Keep your stick on the ice!

Friday, July 07, 2006

Not about hockey......

So I had a comlaint about my last post, but i wont name names......*cough*lily*cough*. So this is me redeeming myself and posting, not about hockey. Since nothing has happened in my incredibly riveting life yet, I've decided to do a detailed(or not so detailed) commentary on the following image:


I think that this picture clearly represents the daily struggle between man and nature or possibly politics Vs. nature. Who knows? Really, who? If you look at the color on his face you can see that Fluffy has gone for the obvious superhero shiqu. Just another obviously subtle way to "stick it to the man". By his positioning on the floor you can tell without much difficulty that he is a dog with great appreciation for the art of zen. If you cant see that then you dont deserve to view this photo.....shield your eyes imediately.

So if anyone has any clue what I'm talking about, let me know.......because I'm not quite sure myself.

Remeber, If the women don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

The best agent, is a free agent

Shocking, amazing, phenomenal......mildly sickening. Just a dew words describing this seasons free agency fiasco in the NHL. Big names with big talent have been flying all over the place lately and it's making my head spin. Jeremy Roenick and Ed Jovanovski in Phoenix, Zdeno Chara in Boston, Hal Gill in Toronto! All of a sudden the nothing teams have something worth watching, it's insane!! Well anyways guys, I'm sorry I couldn't amuse you anymore than this, I just felt like updating and this was the best I could come up with because nothing has happened in my life since Wednesday.

Remember, I'm pullin for ya, we're all in this together!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Hey everyone! I'm back on here finally and I'm going to start updating regularly(once a week as a minimum). I choose to thank Chelsey "the weird one" Gilbert for convincing me to start posting again. Alot of cool stuff has been going on lately, number one is the fact that my license.Woot! I'm also back in the dating life, and I'm dating a Queen no less.....well it may be the Queen of Keswick, but its still awesome!haha. I finally found a decent better than subway job, I'm now a merchandiser(putting stuff on shelves) for Canada Bread Atlantic, formerly known as Ben's Bakery. I applied to be an LIT(Leader in Training) at the awesome Camp Medley and got accepted. Now I'm pumped to go back for my two weeks(July 16-19). Another big event going on around here is the BCCOC's newest aquisition, Dan "The man cool cat smooth talkin" Foreman, newly married no less, congrats Dan and Janelle, again. They also picked up an intern in the subtly cool Darrell "I eat kids like you for breakfast" Haines. So to recap: I'm licensed and dangerous, Dan is back for good, Darrell is back for the summer, I'm back to the dating game, aaaaaannnnddd............you all want to buy me expensive gifts.

Keep your stick on the ice!